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Blast Off! San Diego, Here I Come

In about an hour I’m leaving frigid, snow-covered Arlington Hts. and heading to my new home in San Diego.  I’m spending the next two nights in Elsah, IL (where?!).  My friends Roy and Brenda Coffman (who are the parents of my good friend “The Beef”) own and operate a bed-n-breakfast there called Green Tree Inn.  About ten years ago I lived with the Coffmans for a summer in Breckenridge, CO, and I’m looking forward to reconnecting with them.

At a small party I hosted a couple nights ago, we created four “mad libs” around the theme “Andy in San Diego.”  Three of the four mad libs turned out to be X-rated (I have some fun friends!), but here’s the “clean” one for your enjoyment.  This one is called, “Andy Starts a House Church in San Diego.”

Once upon a frog, Andy started a green, smooth house church.  The house church had three values:  horny, scientology, and libertarian.

When the doors opened, Donald Trump walked in.  All of a sudden bocce ball happened.  “Rat” got up and said, “Hey we need to pray about nostrils.”  And Andy said, “Son of a bitch!” 

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